Education:
: Alumnus of the Thunderducks: Thunder... Thunder... ThunderQUACK HO! - DCCCD Richland: AAS Electronics, AAS Robotics - Where Are Our Robotic Overlords?, Microsoft Certifications - MCP, MCSA, MCSA+security, MCSE, MCSE+security, MCDBA, CompTIA security plus - They're Not Coming From This Direction... WATCH YOUR BACK, SOLDIER!
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I Want YOU to PULL MY FINGER... Please?
Bragging Rights:
I try to smile like the baby that is crapping their diaper, and not whine like the baby that needs their crappy diaper changed. Yeah, I think that, BUT I HAVE DONE THIS... Driven solo in a car 1242 miles in 17.9 hours back when the speed limit was 55... Used panty-hose as a drivebelt for a Cadillac water-pump and used Radio Shack speaker wire as throttle cable... Driven a front-wheel-drive car on two wheels through a cotton field... Scored high enough on my SAT to be eligible for MENSA and ran out of gas on the way home... Used bird feces and spit to get a dead car battery going... Written code to view the nationwide NEXRAD radar... and I... Wait. The last brag doesn't involve cars and the one before I only saw in a movie. Furthermore, I do not have a Facebook account and I have never tweeted... I do not own an HDTV... All of my computers are single core and run Linux or XP... My sunglasses are from a dollar store and actually cost one dollar... ALL of my sneakers have Velcro... My 'unassisted' eyes can no longer read the twenty-five digit MS activation code on a computer case... My 'dumb' phone doesn't have a camera and it's ringtone sounds like an 80's Casio keyboard... And in conclusion, the answer to 'Life, The Universe, and Everything' isn't 'forty-two', it's 'twenty-three'. HA HA! I knew the answer and you didn't. Nanny Nanny Boo Boo!
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OrcuttX, and who was OrcaTX? Quit trying to sue me!
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NASA Sighting Ops
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